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    A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

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    A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  Chris on Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:08 am

    navyik wrote:SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!  Don't miss the Intergalactic Extravaganza!  The crashes and the crunches!  The pulse pounding piston pumping roar of the engines!  See the space-tug tractor pull, the transport demolition derby and The Main Event...Vent...Vent.  See The super-zip spacedepot MEGACLAW take on The Legendary BRrrrrrrriiiiiick Rockmaaaaaan!  Photo ops for the ladies and plastic toy claws for the kids!  See BRrrrrrrriiiiiick Rockmaaaaaan up close and in the flesh taking on the MEGACLAW!  One night only!  Sunday Sunday Sunday!

    It's Sunday on Orion Prime.  Brick has the pre-fight photo op outside on a repulsor-lift stage.  Andromeda, with her rings, is rising in the background for the pictures.




    There is a hover-limo waiting to take Brick to the Metrocenter when he is ready.

    Does Brick do anything to prepare for a fight or photos?
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    Re: A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  navyik on Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:34 pm

    Brick Rockman stays up late eating Cheetos and binge watching YouTube videos of fat people falling the night before a match.  In the morning his trainer weakly attempts to wake him, but he sleeps in anyway.  Finally he awakes, instantly turned up to ELEVEN craving the adoration of his fans.
      "I'm up!". He pronounces boldly, showering, shaving, and dressing in a dizzying flurry of spontaneous activity.
      "Vorpal Razors," reads the package.  He goes through ten of them as he swipes expertly across his stubbly face to instantly dull the blades.  Ready in under a minute, Brick Rockman strides down to the lobby of his hotel and Wade's charmingly through a crowd of cameras, reporters, and swooning females of varying species.  
      "Thankyou dearie," "So nice of you to say so," "Oh, you're just too much..."
      He pauses halfway into the limmo to toss his perfect blue pompadour and lift his aviator sunglasses.  "Who loves ya, baby," he drawls to the nearest female.  She fails her save and falls over dazed and quivering with delight.
      "Please, ladies," Brick's manager Steve smoothly covers as Brick sits down.  "Mr. Rockman has a very important engagement with the children... And remember to drink your Ovaltine..."
      The manager gets into the limmo as well and shuts the door.  "Less about the children Steve, more about Brick Rockman and the endorsements."
      "Studies show that your fanbase is up two percent since your visit to the cancer hospital..."
      "Well don't forget the children, Steve.  Brick Rockman has to do his part."
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    Re: A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  Chris on Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:55 pm



    Brick's driver Ion Volte, powers up the repulsor engines and the limo lifts off through the busy streets.



    Once they are above the city, Brick can see the world below him (1st image).  The setting sun gives the clouds a golden hue, as if in honor of Brick's greatness of course.

    "Starting our descent now, Mr. Rockman."

    However, the ride down does not go smoothly.  The golden clouds appear to be electrically charged and the hover limo is tossed about wildly.  A flash of lightning blows out the window on Steve's side and before Brick can react, he is sucked out the window!

    Brick feels the pull of the suction from the broken window.

    "Hang on!" Ion yells

    any actions?
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    Re: A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  navyik on Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:52 pm

    Our thick headed hero is at first oblivious, jamming tunes through his earbuds and live streaming his own press coverage.  "Brick Rockman is gonna declaw the megaclaw," he tweets as Steve fly's out the window.  Comically crammed into the limmo, Brick doesn't budge as the cabin decompresses.

      "Steve," he calls, failing to note his manager's absence.  "How many points is this publicity stunt getting for Brick Rockman?" Steve is gone.  Steve?  He looks down indifferently.  Does he see Steve falling?  Not as many points for rescuing a manager as autographs for kids... But I don't really feel like finding a new manager...
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    Re: A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  Chris on Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:39 pm

    lol! that's amazing, I LOVE Brick!

    As Brick is looking out the window, there is a flash of yellow light.....

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    Re: A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  navyik on Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:50 pm

    F 20 +10=30
    R 18 +8=26
    W 13+2=15
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    Re: A funny thing happened on the way to the Metrocenter

    Post  Chris on Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:45 pm


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