Mercenary Company:
Name: Burning Blade Regiment
Motivation: Profit and glory
Influence: strong
Professional reputation: mostly good
Age: well-established
Leadership: individual
Size: medium
Stability: fairly unstable
Enemies Include: a large number of commoners, a few thieves, a handful of very powerful merchants, more than a few assassins, some mercenaries.
Allies Include: a very few assassins, many mages, more than a few courtesans, a few merchants, some mercenaries, some nobles
Resources: many
Resources Include: some old favors, some wealth, a decent amount of gold and gems, a large amount of debtors,
Other: distrusted by many of those in power, maintains ties with many prominent individuals, in favor of the current political situation
Current Leadership
Qualifications: killed previous leader
Bribes: will be greeted with laughter
Competence: usually good
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries: Pillage, then burn 2002-02-07, 2003-03-08, 2004-04-04, 2004-07-22, referenced 2015-09-27.
A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on 2009-07-31, 2012-05-13, 2015-05-04.
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody 2009-11-01.
Close air support covereth a multitude of sins 2008-04-14.
Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart, paraphrased in strip, exactly quoted in footnote 2010-04-21.
If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it 2005-03-13.
If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire.[1] Mentioned, but not identified as a Maxim, 2011-04-20, 2011-05-25, 2013-05-26.
Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock 2002-11-21.
Never turn your back on an enemy 2003-03-08.
Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull 2009-01-17.
Everything is air-droppable at least once 2008-04-15, 2008-12-11.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head [2002-11-21; footnote].
Do unto others 2003-03-08.
"Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?" 2017-01-08[2] .
Only you can prevent friendly fire 2010-11-18, 2012-01-15.
Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth 2002-11-21, 2015-05-12.
The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster 2012-02-20.
If the officers are leading from in front, watch for an attack from the rear 2012-01-04.
The world is richer when you turn enemies into friends, but that's not the same as you being richer. [2013 Calendar]
If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win 2012-01-15, 2015-03-03, 2016-09-18, 2017-08-15.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow [2004-04-04; number is not canon yet].
If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong 2012-07-13.
The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart [2013 Calendar], 2013-03-15; Referred to, but not identified as a maxim: 2013-05-26.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun 2012-03-18, 2013-09-14, 2014-06-16.
If a manufacturer's warranty covers the damage you do, you didn't do enough damage 2012-11-25.
"Fire and Forget" is fine, provided you never actually forget.
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence 2003-03-08, 2008-05-21 (footnote), 2017-08-15.
If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid to bring ammunition home with you 2011-09-07.
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less 2003-03-08, 2003-09-29, 2004-12-31.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go 2003-03-08.
Only cheaters prosper 2003-05-11.
Anything is amphibious if you can get it back out of the water 2013-09-29, paraphrased & indirectly referenced 2016-06-27, referenced by number only 2016-10-17.
If you're leaving tracks, you're being followed 2013-10-21
If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun 2004-02-29, 2007-09-22 2014-12-12.
That which does not kill me has made a tactical error (T-shirt).
When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support 2003-10-02.
There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'reload.' (Canonized in the 2015 Schlock Mercenary Monthly Calendar. Misquoted regularly in the strip.)
Alternate version 1: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload' 2004-02-23, 2004-04-06, 2004-06-23, incompletely referenced 2006-10-09, incompletely referenced without number 2011-09-07, indirectly referenced 2010-04-21, indirectly referenced 2012-07-04, referenced by number only 2016-10-17.
Alternate version 2 : There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.' 2004-04-06[3] , 2013-05-08.
What's easy for you can still be hard on your clients. (Canonized in the 2015 Schlock Mercenary Monthly Calendar. Mis-quoted without the number by Tagon as "Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients" 2004-03-26.)
There is a difference between "spare" parts and "extra" parts [2014-05-03, maxim cut off], (full maxim verified in 2015 Schlock Mercenary Monthly Calendar for March), 2017-01-08
Not all good news is enemy action. quoted without number 2013-05-22, 2014-09-05.
"Do you have a backup?" means "I can't fix this." 2013-10-04
"They'll never expect this" means "I want to try something stupid."[4] .
If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky[5] .
If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool. 2014-02-18
The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it. paraphrased without number 2013-10-03, [2015 Calendar], Displayed as part of graphic of new book title, Book 17 "A Little Immortality" 2016-12-05
Don't try to save money by conserving ammunition. [2015 Calendar]
Don't expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement. 2014-01-19
If it ain't broke, it hasn't been issued to the infantry. [2015 Calendar]
Every client is one missed payment from becoming a target 2015-03-11.
Every target is one bribe away from becoming a client. (Number not locked)
Let them see you sharpen the sword before you fall on it. 2014-09-24
The army you've got is never the army you want 2015-02-22. (Number verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 2016-10-14)
The intel you've got is never the intel you want 2015-02-22. (Number verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 2016-10-14)
It's only too many troops if you can't pay them. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
It's only too many weapons if they're pointing in the wrong direction. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Infantry exists to paint targets for people with real guns (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Artillery exists to launch large chunks of budget at an enemy if cannot actually see. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for swords. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Two wrongs is probably not going to be enough. [6]
Any weapon's rate of fire is inversely proportional to the number of available targets. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Don't bring big grenades into small rooms." 2016-09-18
Anything labeled "This End Toward Enemy" is dangerous at both ends. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
The brass knows how to do it by knowing who can do it [not identified as a maxim 2015-05-09]. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
An ounce of sniper is worth a pound of suppressing fire[7] .
After the toss, be the one with the pin, not the one with the grenade. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Necessity is the mother of deception. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
If you can't carry cash, carry a weapon. (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Negotiating from a position of strength does not mean you shouldn’t also negotiate from a position near the exits[8] .
Sometimes rank is a function of firepower. quoted without number 2015-03-06, (verified by Kickstarter Maxim book PDF file 10/14/2016)
Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do." 2016-09-18, 2017-09-18